The Random Masturbation Synonym Generator

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Sample result: Having a tug-of-war with the soft soap dispenser"

This Javascript program creates random synonyms from 150,000 possible combinations. Some will be happy accidents; others may not even make sense. For a distillation of the funniest synonyms, check out the aptly named funniest.html.

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