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If you enjoy strained metaphors, you're encouraged to count the similes in this piece from YahooGroup interracialboyslut.

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As I got closer my dick started to harden. She was wearing a silky sapphire blue dress that was tighter than Scrooge McDuck, a strolling commercial for the benefits of static cling. Its decolletage showed plenty of cleavage, exposing the upper slopes of unnaturally rounded breasts that screamed "boob job." But that's all right. Like I said, I was after the old Monty Python treatment, "And now for something completely different."

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