Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a
surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush
to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying
and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes
by, and to the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.
Isn't it wonderful?" Neil says to Bob. "All these unhappy children, and ours
is so happy."

The nurse says, "Oh, sure he's happy now, but just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass."