A man goes into a pharmacy and asks to talk to a male
pharmacist. The woman he is talking to says that she is
the pharmacist and that she and her sister own the
store, so there are no males employed there.
She then asks if she can help the gentleman.
The man says that he would be much more comfortable
discussing it with a male pharmacist. The female
pharmacist assures him that she is completely
professional and whatever it is that he needs to
discuss, he can be confident that she will treat him
with the highest level of professionalism and privacy.
! ;> > > > The man agrees and begins by saying, "This is tough for
me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It
causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment.
So I was wondering what you could give me for it."
The pharmacist says, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my
sister."
When she returns, she says, "We have discussed it at
length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3
ownership in the store, a company car, and 2,000 dollars
a month living expenses."