>>Subject: Fwd: Three Wishes
>>
>>A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
>>She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
>>
>>The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
>>you 3 wishes."
>>
>>The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
>>mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you
>>wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
>>
>>The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she
>>wanted
>>to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
>>

>>The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
>>husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will
>>flock to."
>>
>>The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most
>>beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
>>
>>So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
>>
>>For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
>>The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
>>world
>>and he will be ten times richer than you."
>>
>>The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what
>>is his is mine."
>>
>>So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
>>
>>The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
>>like
>>a mild heart attack."
>>
>>Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them!