He said, she said:

H: But, but I am not gay, sweetheart!

S: You're not?

COGoffline: "Combined Gender Identity And Transsexuality Inventory: A unique test designed specifically for the uncertain pre-transitional
Male-to-Female gender dysphoric. The first comprehensive gender dysphoria test, COGIATI exists to help the individual determine a reasonable self definition from which further action can intelligently be taken. COGIATI has been created to help the individual understand what their gender issues mean, and provides suggestions on what to do about them.