When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and
staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But
after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.

Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a
prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the physician
explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition
could be cured through corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised
doctor.

"Well," said the wife, "you are planning to lengthen Ralph's
legs, aren't you?"


[Can I please have a taste before the doctor gets at him? --Slave o]