Subject: Justice

This HAS to be one of the best I have EVER heard.
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After 17 years of marriage, a successful and wealthy man dumped his wife of many years for a much younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment deed was in his name and he wished to remain there with his new love. He informed the out-going wife she would have to move out immediately and find another place to live.

The wife reluctantly agreed but asked that she please be given at least 3 days to pack up her things. He agreed to this and left with instructions that him and his new love would be moving into the apartment as soon as she cleared out.

The first day she lovingly packed her personal belongings into boxes and crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their candlelit dining table with soft music playing and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the resulting shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

The husband came back with his new love and all was bliss for the first few days.

Then it started; slowly but surely.

They couldn't understand the reason why the place smelled so bad. They tried everything; cleaned & mopped and aired the place out. Vents were
checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned, Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in. All the carpets were replaced and on it went.

The smell still lingered.

Finally, they could take it no longer and decided the only solution was to sell the beautiful luxury apartment and move.

The highly recommended Moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job. Then all their belongings were carefully loaded and taken across town to their new home...........including the curtain rods.