Joke of the Day
Three Englishmen were getting soused in a pub, when they spotted an Irishman sitting off in the corner. To have a little fun, one of them approached him.

"Did you know that St Patrick was a sissy?"

"Oh, no, I didn't, thanks for telling me."

The man returned to his friends, complaining that it hadn't worked.

The second decided to try.

"Did you know that St Patrick was a transvestite?"

"Oh, no, I didn't, thanks for telling me."

The second man returned to his friends, amazed that it hadn't worked.

The third man knew he had the solution.

"Did you know that St Patrick was an Englishman?"

"Oh, no, I didn't, but that's what your friends have been trying to tell me."
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Hey, I didn't write it I just repeated it!