Alex No-way-shape-or-form Penellas
Born in Miami in 1961, Mayor Penelas is the youngest person ever elected to the Miami-Dade Board of County Commissioners. He has also held prior public office, serving as Councilman for the City of Hialeah from 1987 until 1990. Mayor Penelas is a summa cum laude graduate of Biscayne College...

"Summa cum loud" is too right! Way too loud.