Drinking beer with all our (formerly my) friends. I passed out early in a lawn chair with BBQ sauce and beer all over my face. When I came to, the conversation died off and everybody started smirking at each other and laughing. One of my friends -someone who I had always felt competitive with and threatened by- finally said out loud 'You better go find your girlfriend' and everybody busted out laughing.
I found her in the patio on the other side of the house in a position like this one. I asked what the fuck she was doing, and told her it was bad enough she did this to me, but doing it in front of all our friends was more than I could stand. She gave me a big smile and said 'We'll talk about it later. I'm busy right now' she rotated her hips obscenely around his groin and licked her lips while looking right at me, then finished her sentence 'darling.'. She started giggling and the man behind her (who was a guest of one of my friends and someone I didn't know) said 'man, I can't believe this shit!' but he kept on screwing my girlfriend anyway..."
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